As you can see in my sidebar I have a twitter account. I highly recommend you start by following me on twitter. After you follow me you must start following 50Cent. Yeah, you heard me 50Cent, and let me explain why. The third person you should follow is English50cent.
Someone out there has taken it upon him or herself to translate 50Cent's tweets into proper English.
Need more convincing? An example of the hilarity: