5. What Mac and Springer said. - Facebook Message from Henri (Mac and Springer had both wished me Happy Birthday)
4. I'm confident your birthday will be the least miserable day of lent. - Someecard from Tamsin.
3. Happy Birthday Dork. I'd call, but I'm hungover. - Text from my Brother
2. I can't wrap worth a shit. Happy Birthday. - Text from my Mom
1. Happy Birthday! At least it would be if you lived in Texas. sad face. - Facebook message from Karl